MoraJunction http://morajunction.com A Chronicle of Life's Delights and Derailments Mon, 28 Jan 2013 16:07:20 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 The all NEW Diaper Genie! http://morajunction.com/the-all-new-diaper-genie/ http://morajunction.com/the-all-new-diaper-genie/#comments Mon, 28 Jan 2013 15:53:03 +0000 Heidi Danos http://morajunction.com/?p=2818 This one doesn’t sit in the corner of a room near the changing table.  It doesn’t magically appear from a jeweled lamp.

This genie is a 5′ 10″, brown-haired, blue-eyed drudge who answers to frantic distress calls of “WET!” multitudinous times between 12am and 4:30am.

Elsa: Mommy… MOMmy… MOMMY!

Mommy: Re-adjusts her

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This morning, James wanted “gah-gas”.  I pulled out crackers of every sort, put them in a bowl and set them on the table.  Not good enough.  What the heck.  He screamed and cried, threw several mini-tantrums, and continued to yell

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My children are not my own anymore.  I mean, they are mine, I own them, in the same way I own my dog – I love them, feed and water them, clothe them, and make sure they learn appropriate tricks, but…

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