36 Rolls of Toilet Paper

What does a family of two need with 36 rolls of toilet paper? 

  1. It was on sale and I love getting a good deal.  At .42 cents a roll, I couldn’t pass it up!
  2. It’s a stress reliever.  Seriously!  If you knew how often one of us had to run out at the last minute to pick up toilet paper before a gathering, or before our next big “deposit”…
  3. I’m in the bathroom at least 10 times every 24 hours these days.
  4. It’s a much softer squeeze than a box of tissues during those late nights when I’m hanging out alone on the couch, watching a chick flick, and start to cry uncontrollably due to raging hormones.
  5. The way it gracefully undresses itself from the roll when requested doesn’t irritate me nearly as much as everything else seems to these days.  Ah, the simple pleasures.

Sorry trees!  We just don’t have room for a bidet in our bathroom.

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