Worst Fortune Cookie Ever

fortune“Art misunderstanding by calm, poise and balance.”

Huh?  This is the worst fortune I’ve ever seen.  Sadly, this doesn’t even make sense when you add the infamous “in bed” phrase to the end of it.

Venture to www.MyFreeFortune.com if you dare.

Please, I beg you… if you have any insight that may unlock the meaning of this quirky fortune, let me know.  It’s driving me insane!

1 comment to Worst Fortune Cookie Ever

  • Mimi Danos

    Hey! This doesn’t make sense! Was this the whole comment contained in the fortune cookie as I see it? Was it your fortune cookie? Was there a typo perhaps? My fortune cookie last nite said, “Behind an able man, there are always other able men.” Hmmmmmm, I thought behind an able man is an equally able woman. But, then again, I’m not in the business of writing fortune cookies. My friend’s fortune cookie said, “You are sociable and entertaining.” Actually, this is true, of him. However, I wanted him to swap fortune cookie messages with me. He gave me his and now I have 2. As to the proverbial “in bed” comment so often used as a joke; I am not sure about its significance with either message, particularly the 1st message. And, then again the 2nd message, I wouldn’t know as we are close, but not that close to know whether he is or not. So, I’m gonna play the lottery once I dig out of the snow that’s coming and use both sets of numbers on our fortune cookies. I told him that if I win the lottery with his numbers; I’d share my winnings with him. Although, he laughed, I think this makes more sense than, “Art misunderstanding by calm, poise, and balance.” Keep warm and safe, with the blizzard coming! Ugh!

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