This one doesn’t sit in the corner of a room near the changing table. It doesn’t magically appear from a jeweled lamp.
This genie is a 5′ 10″, brown-haired, blue-eyed drudge who answers to frantic distress calls of “WET!” multitudinous times between 12am and 4:30am.
Elsa: Mommy… MOMmy… MOMMY!
Mommy: Re-adjusts her
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