Top 10 Nicknames for the Twins

From the moment they were conceived (in their petri dish), nicknames started piling up. Here are some of my favorites:

Monsters Parasites Nincompoops Aliens Thing 1 and Thing 2 Poopsters Sir James & Lady Elsa Sir Screams a Lot & Lady Loudmouth (these didn’t last long – whew!) Party favors Boogers & The Woogers (courtesy

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