Turning 40: One month countdown

Ok, people.  This is getting serious.  I’ve got exactly one month until the big 4-0.

Some thoughts:

  • I share my birthday with the pilgrims this year.  Does that give me permission to declare the house mine and banish everyone else to the garage?
  • My sister, Amy, is flying in for the long holiday weekend.  Fairy dancing in the rain is probably out due to weather.  That’s the beauty of crazy bitch hair banging.  That can be done anywhere, anytime.  Woo hoo!  To my sister Kelly… we’ll do a little crazy bitch hair bang video chat that evening, no doubt!  Start strengthening those neck muscles.  Don’t say you haven’t been warned.
  • Search “40th birthday” on Google and my first 40th birthday post appears on the first search page!  I’ve finally achieved internet fame and I didn’t even have to start my own sexy video chat site to do it!  Not like that would’ve worked.  I haven’t touched a piece of workout equipment in months.
  •  As a final thought, I say… if my Dad can levitate oranges when he’s 66, I’ve got nothing but a bright future to look forward to.

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