Quite frankly, I don’t mind that national news is boiling over with the new 50 Shades of Grey trailer today. It’s a nice change from the norm. I never read the books and, quite frankly, I’m pretty sure Anne Rice’s alter ego A. N. Roquelaure’s Sleeping Beauty trilogy would trump Grey any day. You like how I did that? Grey, any day. It rhymes!
Sleeping Beauty isn’t for everyone (I’d encourage you to read the reviews on Amazon) and, if you have toddlers, I’d strongly suggest not getting it mixed up with the Disney version. Will I see the Grey movie? Probably. A glass of wine, sleeping kids, husband at dart league, six months down the road, caught up on the rest of my shows… it might happen.
If you like torture, mystery, and a good lookin’ man… just come to my house. The twins turn 4 in August. They talk non-stop. A small, yet effective form of torture. That wet, sticky, orange stuff on the floor? Put your cleaning gloves on. Trust me. Good lookin’ man? Got me one of those too. It’s amazing what a little physical labor, dirt, and sun will do to a guy. Not like I don’t appreciate it when he takes a shower. I do. Very much.